I DO live in Wyoming... thank goodness!!

Jeff Foxworthy on Wyoming
If 'vacation' to you means going shopping for the weekend in Casper or Cheyenne (while the kids swim at the Comfort Inn)
You might live in Wyoming

If parking your car for the night involves an extension cord,
You might live in Wyoming

If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work there,
You might live in Wyoming ..

If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
You might live in Wyoming .

If your town has an equal number of bars and churches,
You might live in Wyoming .

If you know how to correctly pronounce Dubois, Kemmerer, and Fontenelle.
You might live in Wyoming .

If you measure distance in hours,
You might live in Wyoming .

If your family vehicle is a crew cab pickup,
You might live in Wyoming .

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once,
You might live in Wyoming .

If you often switch from 'heat' to 'A/C'in the same day and back again,
You might live in Wyoming .

If you can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching,
You might live in Wyoming .

If you see people wearing hunting clothes at social events,
You might live in Wyoming .

If you've installed security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked,
You might live in Wyoming

If the largest traffic jam in your town centers around a high school basketball game,
You might live in Wyoming .

If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit,
You might live in Wyoming .

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow,
You might live in Wyoming .

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction,
You might live in Wyoming .

If finding your misplaced car keys involves looking in the ignition,
You might live in Wyoming .

If you find 0 degrees 'a little warm,'
You might live in Wyoming .