Tim's Book

Tim has these books that he just loves. They're called 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid' by Jeff Kinney. They are so funny and he will read them for seriously hours. They're aren't chapters just excerpts from this kids diary. it is pretty funny. I read this one tonight and cracked up.

Friday
The teachers have really been cracking down on kids copying off of each other this year. Remember how I said I was glad I got put next to Alex Aruda in Pre-Algera? Well, THAT hasn't done me any good.

Mrs. Lee is my Pre-Algebra teacher, and I'm guessing she also had Rodrick (who is his brother) when he was in middle school. Because that woman watches me like a HAWK.

Sometimes I think it would be really cool if I had a glass eye or something like that. First of all, I could use it to play all sorts of wacky tricks on my friends.

But the main thing I'd use it for is to help me get better grades.

On the first day of school, I'd aim my glass eye down like this: (he's drawn a pic)

Then I'd go up to the teacher and say, "Listen, I just wanted to tell you I have a glass eye. So don't go thinking I'm looking at other people's papers."

Then durning a test, I'd aim my glass eye down at my OWN paper, and I'd look at some brainy kid's paper with my REAL eye. I could copy away! And the teacher would be too dumb to notice

(he's got a pic of the teacher saying "That poor glass eye kid"

Unfortunately, I DON'T have a glass eye. So if Mom asks me why I flunked my pop quiz in Pre-Algebra today, that's my excuse.